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My mother just discovered a bad joke forum she can access from work. Pray for me.

EDIT: her next email following the news:

So a guy goes to see his doctor. He says
"Doc, I’ve got a problem with my bum".

The doctor has him take his pants off and he…

via  officerbobrovsky  (originally  sharpestrose)
1 day ago on 1 September 2014 @ 1:42am 19 notes



3 days ago on 30 August 2014 @ 1:27am 151,542 notes


15 questions white people will never have to ask themselves

Many white people may never truly understand why incidents like the Michael Brown shooting infuriate blacks and other people of color — even when it’s clear that race plays a large, looming role in how the situation snowballed to the 18-year-old’s death.

This is in part because white people can move through daily life without constantly thinking about how their race will be perceived. Part of having white privilege is the freedom from worrying about racism, a freedom their black counterparts have never known. But it gives black people a unique yet challenging perspective by which they navigate the world. 

African-American scholar W.E.B. DuBois called this “double consciousness,” Follow micdotcom

via  voldemortoppa  (originally  micdotcom)
3 days ago on 30 August 2014 @ 1:06am 15,124 notes


This is the one time of year that I love wasps.

Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.

Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.

The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.

I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.

The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.

So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.

Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.

Fucking wasps.

via  avengers-assembly-required  (originally  prokopetz)
3 days ago on 30 August 2014 @ 1:06am 81,583 notes

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via  voldemortoppa  (originally  justice4mikebrown)
3 days ago on 30 August 2014 @ 1:05am 4,365 notes
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3 days ago on 30 August 2014 @ 1:03am 15,848 notes